Oh, October. I had such high hopes for us this year. Remember at the end of September when I was telling you about all the scary books we were going to read together and about all of the horror movies that I had been setting aside just for you? I’m sorry that I let you down. I could make excuses. Perhaps it didn’t help that … Continue reading Au Revoir, October
I should just leave the review at that but nah. I wouldn’t do that to you, my dear readers!
Disclosure: This book was provided to me by Edelweiss free of charge in return for an honest and unbiased review. This book is scheduled to be released on January 08, 2019 by Nancy Paulsen Books.
I don’t usually read too many Middle Grade books. I often find myself too far removed from the trials and tribulations of the preteen protagonists and can never quite relate. Furthermore, since I do not have children of my own, I usually have a hard time connecting in even a secondhand, roundabout sort of way. It’s slightly depressing to admit that I’ve gotten to an age where everyone younger than me is, “like, twelve”.
Here’s the thing:
Disclosure: This book was provided to me by Edelweiss free of charge in return for an honest and unbiased review. This book is scheduled to be released on December 11, 2018 by Margaret K. McElderry Books.
I have a confession to make. I am a complete sucker for shows like “Pretty Little Liars” and “Harper’s Island”. You know, the genre of show where I can yell, “Bitch, try locking your door!” and for one hour feel slightly superior that I would survive the wrath of a maniacal killer on a (twinkie induced, maybe?) rampage. Let’s be real, though. If I were in a similar situation, I would totally die. I mean, I’m the comic relief. I’d be the second person bumped off – hell, FIRST if all my Asian friends decided to stay home that evening. Plus, I can’t even really run and power-walking away from a killer just isn’t going to get you very far even if it does prevent me from contracting a debilitating case of the tripsies. That being said, I just can’t say no to a cheesy, teenybopper revenge thriller.
I have not been reading very many new releases lately. I took one look at my bookshelves and realized that they had become a crowded, doubled-up nightmare and I decided to focus my attentions on the books that have been sitting in to-read limbo on my Goodreads since 2007. So here it is! The books that are no longer relevant and don’t warrant full, dedicated reviews with my thoughts on each nicely summed up in a single sentence.
“Star Wars: Into the Void” by Tim Lebbon
I can’t help but feel as if the Star Wars franchise has one story to tell and that they just keep retelling that one story over and over again.
Back when “Cinder” was first released, Marissa Meyer accomplished something that I didn’t think was possible: She took a tired, overdone, overused trope (Cinderella) and breathed new life into it. I thoroughly enjoyed “Cinder”. It was fast paced and fun and had an abundance of likable characters. So when I found out that Meyer’s next series was going to be superhero/villain themed, I was super stoked. I love superheroes – even the corny old-timey ones who fight lame villains like Cheese Wheel Man or Foot Fetish Larry (these are totally real *wink*).
Disclosure: This book was provided to me by Edelweiss free of charge in return for an honest and unbiased review. This book is scheduled to be released on April 03, 2018 by Balzer + Bray.
Can I just confess to you how much I love this cover. I might be the only one who does this, but sometimes when I’m reading a book and it starts describing the main character, I will flip back and forth between the description and the cover just to see how on-point it is. Needless to say, I’m usually disappointed.
Scoff. She’s supposed to be a brunette not a blonde! And why the hell is she walking a runway when it’s YA dystopian fantasy (Yeah, I’m looking at and judging you “Shattered”). UGGGGH. Slight temper tantrum ensues (And, yes, my tantrums do resemble those of Lucy from The Peanuts because I know that you were just dying to ask).